brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
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