He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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