whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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