yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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