Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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