I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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