I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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