In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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