lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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