white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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