Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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