so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I have already put on my inside pants.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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