Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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