weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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