My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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