from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I think my moral compass just broke
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
