He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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