Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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