I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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