Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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