who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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