that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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