the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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