I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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