Sacagawea was the original milf.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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