Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Randomize
