found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Randomize
