Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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