You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
my vag is so smooth its legendary
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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