used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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