I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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