Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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