are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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