The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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