...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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