STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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