Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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