when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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