Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
