He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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