i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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