One girl and one boy is just not enough.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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