Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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