Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She even gives head with a lisp.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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