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(703): View more from Virginia

I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically

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(913): View more from Kansas

U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.

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Two?

(404): View more from Georgia

Two.

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(209): View more from California

kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY

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(+61): View more from Australia

Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point

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(434): View more from Virginia

Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.

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