he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
