I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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