How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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