He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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