i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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